If you haven't yet seen the brilliantly and unintentionally funny Showgirls yet, do not fret. The film which contains some of the most memorable dialogue of any film is apparantly being adapted for stage.
I wonder if Showgirls! The Musical will hold onto any of the dialogue from the film, such as the title of this post or the immortal quotes ""Must be weird not having anybody cum on ya." and "Life sucks, you know" or even the brilliant "I used to love Doggy Chow too!". But my alltime favourite piece of dialogue from the film is:
"I got my period."
"Yeah, right."
"Check."
"That's alright, I got towels."
I wonder how they'll re-enact that scene on stage?
