Amusing Nonsense

I was cleaning out the inbox of my phone this morning, seeing as the bus trip this morning took over an hour due to malfunctioning traffic lights - well that and incompetent gardaí - and I came across a few amusing ones, well amusing to me anyway. I've left them anonymous - but you know who you are:

""are u talkin bout d weird little dog?my god it looks like melanie!!" (referring to mr winkle)

"A guy on d nitelink had hair dat reminded me of u, so thought id say hi."

"Id call over but im too, eh...whats the word...?...lazy"

"Im not sure how cute she is. Probably 6 or 7 outta ten. Cuter than "pug face" but she had pesronality, damn it!"