Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry

I went to a focus group Tues evening in Clontarf Castle. It was for a market research group who were doing research about the new range of Donegal Catch. I was just filling in for someone who couldn't make it. So basically, I had to pretend I was 25, living in my own flat in town, had a proper job and ate a lot of fish. For one thing, I hate fish, and I didnt even eat the fish that we were supposed to be reviewing - oh and I had to pretend that I didn't know anybody else in the group - including two of my friends. I have to say, I gave one of the most convincing performances of my life - commenting on the subtle flavours and textures of the fish, where I had bought it etc. It was quite funny actually. On top of all that I got two free pints, sandwiches and 55eur - for basically lying through my teeth. I slightly scared myself with how good a liar I can be.

Afterwards I headed out to Gubu, which is really nice, and then onto Glitz in Breaker for the Border, which was also suprisingly good. I went in with Eoin and ended up meeting up with a few friends (oh my god, I have gay friends!) from the college soc. I'm going to have to score sometime soon before my loins explode, well at least make some kind of effort other than moaning about not scoring when all I did for the night was get drunk, dance a bit and not really talk to anyone other than the people I was out with. I'll just have to get more drunk next time so that I'm not really worried about if I make a fool of myself or not.