Throw 'em in the Liffey!

Had a reasonable time DJing at my cousin's 21st on Sat night in her house. Reasonable in the fact that I managed to get a good few up dancing despite the constant requests for me to play shit music, which of course I ignored with an experienced "Yeah sure, after the next song". What was annoying was the fact that I was playing for 7hours and had to ward off her scummy friends as they tried to jump behind the decks to change the music, which of course ended in them breaking them somehow and telling me "Yeah, yer crap" because I didn't stock the scanger-style plastic-knacker techno crap that such people seem to enjoy. At that stage I didn't really give too shits cause it was late and I was slightly drunk since they had 2 kegs and taps at the party. I managed to avoid the whole "It's great the way you came out and everything cause you know I'm down with the whole gay thing" talk with one of my cousin's who I never talk to at the end of the night too, so all in all it was a reasonable success.

What is it with scumbags and scangers anyway? Do they just turn at a certain age, kind of like a "scumbag puberty" or are they just unfortunate enough to be born that way? Either way, they should be disposed of - preferably in a painful manor. Maybe by standing them next to an open fire the copius amounts of plastic clothing that they wear, ala gortex, will cause them to melt away or maybe throw them in the already scum-filled Liffey, alowing them to be dragged down under the weight of their glittering sovereigns and hoopy earings.